Do We Need Diamonds At the Apocalypse?

Are we going to use them to pay off Jesus? Butter the palm that saves you?

Falter began airing a commercial for LTD recently that begins with ominous music and an earthly landscape besieged by fire and lightning. Falter faces the camera and delivers his message:

Did you know the Bible predicts the day of the Lord, followed by the return of Jesus Christ to Jerusalem? As I read the daily news and look around the world, I believe we’re really close to that day. Nonetheless, here and now, if you want jewelry, I have access to millions. Diamonds and gemstones, gold, silver, watches and clocks, and I’m selling everything at 50 percent off, giving you unbelievable savings.

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One Comment on “Do We Need Diamonds At the Apocalypse?”


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