Rapture Prevented by “Macho Man” Randy Savage

In it came to pass, on May 21st, 2011, in a heroic act  of self sacrifice, “Macho Man” Randy Savage ascended to heaven to prevent the Rapture with a massive forearm to the back of Jesus the Destroyer’s head. Praise be to our savior. Macho Be Thy Name.

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