Automatic Drawing is the practice of letting your mind float free, while you let your hands draw whatever they will, believing that the resulting image will be the result of contact with the spirit world. Not sure what Sigmund Freud will think about this image.
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Ladies and Gentlemen … the Hoff-sicle.
I highly recommend that any and all nerds out there check out the documentary We Are Wizards. It is hilarious. The film follows fans of the Harry Potter series, including several Harry Potter themed rock bands and the operator of a fan page that was sued into oblivion by Warner Brothers.
Brad Neely of “The Professor Brothers” recorded an incredibly funny commentary for the first Harry Potter film called Wizard People, Dear Reader, (download here) and he too, got some interesting letters from the Warner Brothers legal department. He escaped unscathed, though, with a lot of great stories at Warner’s expense.
By far, the strangest person in the movie is this bat shit crazy Christian lady named Caryl Matrisciana that does believe that wizards and black magic are, in fact, real; that it penetrates children’s minds and, I dunno, makes them cut themselves or something. (BTW, nobody else in the movie thinks magic is real). Apparently, she is worthy of inclusion because made a movie intended to scare people away from all things Potter, called Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged. Well, I actually just saw my first Harry Potter film a couple of weeks ago, and it was nowhere near as scary as she was.
Yeah, it’s from the Onion. But, as I always say, ‘It’s funny cause it’s true!’
One of my fist dates with a witch was on a satanic alter and I didn’t know it … and, i mean, there was a little blood there and stuff like that …
I really have to question what she is talking about because witchcraft and Satanism are two different things… witches or Wiccans do not believe in Satan. We don’t even believe that Satan exists. Satan is a Christian deity of some kind. He is part of the Christian religion not ours. We worship nature; we work very closely with nature. We do not have blood on our altar and we have little to do with Satan. So I don’t know what Ms. O’Donnell is talking about. I wonder if she knows what she was talking about.
–Diotima Mantineia from “The Witches Voice”
Of course, there’s no way this could be the real Bigfoot: it’s not blurry. Everyone knows that the real Bigfoot is blurry, that why the pictures of him always appear to be out of focus!
This Bigfoot is better, though. It’s Bionic!
Lee Majors was perfectly cast as the Six Million Dollar Man. No matter how much slow motion running footage they took of him, his hair never moved.